Playmate Data Sheet
Name: Rush Limbaugh
Bust: 38C
Waist: 26
Hips: 34
Height: 5'10"
Weight: Approximately 190
Birth Date: 01/12/1951
Birthplace: Uranus
Ambitions: To teach the world to sing, and to live in peace and harmony.

Turn-ons: Fucking Bill Clinton, my own voice, and did I say my own voice?

Turnoffs: Unchallenged demagoguery, tax cuts, cigars, lawyers, moonlit walks on the beach.

Rush Limbaugh is a profession cheerleader and environmental wacko. His dream is to be an intern for Bill Clinton or Jessy Jackson.

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