Playmate Data Sheet Name: Howard Stern Bust: 48DDD Waist: 15 Hips: 30 Length: 2" IQ: 69 Weight: 195 Birth Date: January 12, 1954 Ambitions: To be the first Jewish pope Turn-ons: Rush Limbaugh, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell Turnoffs: Going to church on Sundays and fondling my plump tits

Howard Stern a long time shock jock for the christian coalition is considering giving up his daytime job, to work in the US diplomatic corps in Afganistan.