|Playmate Data Sheet|
| Name: Howard Stern|
Birth Date: January 12, 1954
| Ambitions: To be the first Jewish pope|
Turn-ons: Rush Limbaugh, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell
Turnoffs: Going to church on Sundays and fondling my plump tits
Howard Stern a long time shock jock for the christian coalition is considering giving up his daytime job, to work in the US diplomatic corps in Afganistan.