SocalFreeNet.org Wireless Hotspot Terms and Conditions (October 2004) You are about to access the Internet through a wireless hotspot operated on behalf of SocalFreeNet.org. SocalFreeNet.org is a provider of free wireless Internet access and related services and features (the "Service") in Southern California. The use of the Service shall be governed by the wireless hotspot terms and conditions contained herein ("USER Agreement"). You may only use the Service if you expressly agree to be bound by the terms and conditions of this Agreement each time you access the Service. Please read this Agreement carefully before accessing the Service. If you agree with and accept the Agreement, click the "Continue" button below. By accepting the Agreement and accessing the Service, you acknowledge that you are of legal age, you have read and understood, and agree to be bound by this Agreement. In all events, by using this service, you agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions. If you do not agree to the terms of this Agreement, do not use the Service. 1. Service Access & Availability The Service is a community project operated by SocalFreeNet.org. Your access to the Service is completely at the discretion of SocalFreeNet.org, and your access to the Service may be blocked, suspended, or terminated at any time for any reason including, but not limited to, any violation of this Agreement, actions that may lead to liability for SocalFreeNet.org, disruption of access to other Users or networks, and violation of applicable laws or regulations. You must accept this Agreement each time you use the Service and it is your responsibility to review this Agreement for any changes prior to each use. As indicated below, SocalFreeNet.org reserves the right to change the terms and conditions of the Agreement at any time, without prior notice. Service is only available at designated locations; actual service coverage, speeds and quality may vary. Service is subject to unavailability, including emergencies, third party service failures, transmission, equipment or network problems or limitations, interference, lack of signal strength, and maintenance and repair, and may be interrupted, refused, limited or curtailed. 2. Use of Service & USER Agreement I agree to be probed and flogged (we meant to say "logged") by aliens. The objective of aforementioned probing and logging being, the past, present or future owner(s), operator(s), shareholder(s) of this site intend to buy and sell (i.e. market) your sole, as easily as one can buy and sell the souls of knuckle head lawyers, useless bureaucRATS, most politicians and greedy corporate types. If you are female, between the ages of 18 to 21 in the United States, or 16 to 18 in Europe or whatever is the lowest age of consent one can get away with in your neck of the woods, and look good in a bikini and phuzzy bunny slippers, I agree to submit to indepth logging by SYSADMINs (who need to get a life and stop playing around with WiFi technology). I agree to hang phuzzy dice from my rear view mirror, at least once in my life. I indemnify and hold blameless the god fearing, morally upstanding operators and owners for any and all damages which may result, either directly or indirectly, from accessing material (subliminal or overt) found on this or any other site. I further assume all liability for any damages which might result from using, viewing, accessing material or contents on this or any other site. I agree that I will not steal any part of this site outright and put it on my own website and pass it off as my own work. Nor will I use, view, access, share, show my sniggering friends, family or co-workers (who should be working instead of surfing for PORN) or think about this site in violation of international agreements and/or treaties, or federal, state, county, city or incorporated village laws or their non-U.S. equivalent. Furthermore I will not share any questionable materials with minors found within or as a result of using the web, or mix paper and plastic recyclables or allow minors to mix paper and plastic recyclables. I agree to try and quit wasting time and bandwidth surfing the net for mindless entertainment, I also agree to promote environmentally sustainable community development and furthermore I agree to be nice to my fellow human beings (even thought some of them are self centered humor impaired stupid jerks).