Martha Stewart Does Burning Man

Being a wannabe paparazzi for the National Enquirer, I thought I would follow every move of Martha Stewart at Black Rock City. Over the course of one day I managed to take snap shots of Martha being a nude go go dancer for Dr. Mega Volt, captured exclusive shots of her visit to the Black Rock medical clinic, photographed her with the flaming queen and managed one quick shot of her not so secret visit to the Temple of Atonement.

For breakfast Martha likes a bag of chips, then takes a hit of acid so she can trip out on stories of trailer trash on Jerry Springer.

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